Why I’m Not Writing about the Ashlee Simpson Wedding




Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got married this weekend, but I’m not writing anything further on this topic or her pregnancy, and this letter is why. Last week I published a rumor that said it was a rumor in the first sentence of the post, and I received this letter from Joe Simpson‘s lawyer and co. I saw on television that Papa Joe was broke and was going to sue anyone and everyone he could to afford Ashlee’s wedding, but this is a bit ridiculous. I mean, I live in a rent-controlled apartment, made less than $1000 last year, and I do this job so I can stay at home and take care of my disabled fiance who was in the hospital for most of last year and couldn’t eat for over eight months. If they think they are going to squeeze blood from MY turnip, they are sadly mistaken.


Also, no one cares enough about the wedding to really write anything. I give it three months after the baby is born, tops.

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  1. You’re gonna get suuueeeeddd! LMAO. If you can’t afford an attorney, you’ll be found in default with amount to be determined later.

  2. That is soo funny!!! i think it’s amusing they point out like a million time Ashlee and Pete are multi awards blah blah blah!!! :D
    I’m sure they are not familiar with the word gossip!!

  3. Is that true about your fiance? I hope your website truly
    takes in the dough $$$ so you can afford everything you need.
    Please take care and hope your site prospers! I love it!

  4. Jerks.

  5. SueBee: yes, that’s really true! Thanks for the kind words…it sure is nice to hear something nice after all the hate mail I’ve gotten about this! :)

  6. You are a true Rock Star, Jebbica!

    Don’t let these money grubbing fools pressure ya!

    Rock on!

  7. Screw Joe Simpson and his talentless daughters!
    Who the hell is he? We should sue his ass for infecting the world with the mere presence of his spawn. It’s a shame that he wants to grab his shriveled up balls and mess with the little guy. Call his bluff, they want to sue you for doing the SAME thing that Perez, X17 and all the other bigger blogs do? The only reason that those blogs aren’t targeted, is because he WANTS to see his daughters name on there because they’re more popular.

    Where was his lawsuits for the tabloids when Jessica was married, and in the middle of her divorce? Fill free to send him this comment, and any others to let him know that his bullying tactics are outrageous, and that he should just shut his fat trap, and sit back and enjoy the money that he got from brainwashing the public with his two-faced, pathetic daughters.

  8. He did that?!? That’s really horrible.

    All the best of luck to you Jebbica

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