Thing 2 won Flavor Flav‘s heart on the season finale Flavor of Love 3. Will this show finally be over? I just don’t know if I can stand watching Flavor Flav’s fug mug making out with one more skank!
The episode began where it left off, with Black and Sinceer being announced the Final Two. But wait! Somethin’ ain’t right! So, Flav brings back Thing 2 to be one of his final contenders. Check out Black’s naughty almost nude pics here.
Flav has to make one elimination at the beginning of the show. He has two tickets, one to Monaco and one to Paris for his top two girls. He gave the first one to Thing 2 naturally, as it would have been really lame of him to bring her all the way back just to send her home! She is going to Paris to wait for Flav’s return from Monaco. The second ticket goes to Black, which means Klingon Sinceer is finally sent packing!
Flav and Black head to Monaco, and Flav has his hair twisted up into little devil horns. Everything is super-ghetto fab and blinged to the hilt. How romantical! Flav gives her a blinged out pink watch to show his affection, so she can always know what time it is. Blah blah blah, basically she’s a bore but her
huge fake breasts super-tan skin turns him on, and they presumably get it on.
Next is Thing 2′s date with Flav in Paris. Thing 2 also gets a blinged out pink watch. Flavor Flav asked Thing 2 for a nightcap, and probably for the first time in celebreality history, she declined!! That’s classy! Kudos to Thing 2, for real!
Elimination time: The girls arrive at a big castle and are dressed in their Sunday hooker best. The girls are given the opportunity to explain why they should own Flav’s heart. Flav expressed the chemistry he had with Black, but he was in real TV love with Thing 2. Will they live happily ever after?