Tag Archives: Celebrities

WTF Is Jessica Simpson Wearing?!


Hey, remember that time Joe Simpson sent me a cease and desist because he is a complete moron who can’t handle anything bad written about his baby girls? So, instead of tackling the big boys of blogging who actually have lawyers for this sort of thing, he goes after the little guy, aka me? Joe Simpson tries to sue me ...

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Hate Mail of the Week

IT WAS SO NOISY SO I WAS BLOCKING THE SOUND GOSH I HOPE YOU DELETE THIS SLANDER OR I WILL SUE YOU Amy Winehouse, on Are You There Mayo? It’s Me, Amy Winehouse! “Amy”, Really? You’re going to tell me Amy Winehouse reads Gravy and Biscuits? And out of all the gossip rags and websites who bash you on a ...

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Britney’s Huge Baby Bump!

Britney Spears

Britney Spears…when did this happen!? Are her workouts at Bally Fitness not working, or is she preggers again? You know, this rumor floats around every week or so it seems, but this is a little too big of a bump to ignore, dontcha think? I’m no longer able tell where she ends and Jamie Lynne begins. So many questions! Who’s ...

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Actor Kevin Gage Arrested for Marijuana

Kevin Gage Mugshot

Actor Kevin Gage was arrested for possession of marijuana in Annapolis, MD yesterday. Gage was reportedly smoking a hand-rolled joint after they were called to the scene of a loud party. He was cited and released. Gage previously served 2.5 years in a federal pen for growing marijuana. He was in town to film an independent movie that wrapped production ...

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Suri Cruise Gets her Hair Dyed…WTF?!

Suri Cruise Light Hair

I know children’s hair can lighten and darken as they age, but Suri Cruise‘s new hair color looks a little out-of-the-box. Do you think she’s had her hair dyed already at the tender age of two? And if so, is that too young to be putting those kinds of chemicals on a child’s hair? I know Tom and Katie are ...

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John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston Make Out Poolside

Jen Aniston John Mayer

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston were caught making out at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami, Florida this weekend. Ooh lala! The hot new couple took a dip in the pool after a rigorous gym workout session together. Aniston, 39, and Mayer, 30, were seen hugging, kissing, cuddling–the whole shebang! Most people think that John is going to break Jen’s ...

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When Stupid Celebrities Think What They Say Matters: Fashion Edition


These are the shoes Madonna wore to the premiere of her new film Filth and Wisdom last night.  I don’t know why, but it really irks me when celebrities try to act like they know anything about what’s going on in the world, and that people are actually going to listen to the drivel that comes out of their mouths. ...

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Ashley Olsen is Officially Hotter than Mary-Kate

Mary-Kate Ashley Olsen

According to Maxim Magazine, Ashley Olsen is hotter than twin sis Mary-Kate! Ashley came in at #47 on their “Hot 100″ list, while Mary-Kate didn’t even make the list. Ashley is looking really pretty lately…who knew grinning could increase your hotness by so much! She’s also looking less like a little old granny, unlike Mary-Kate, who still looks like a ...

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