Rumer Willis Wants You to ‘Be Present’ to Her Slut Party!

Rumer Willis

Oww, my eyes! Perez had this photo of Rumer Willis, and I just don’t know where to focus my gaze! Rumer Willis in a bikini, her potato head, the tattoo that I think says “be present”, or the other skanks that are posing behind her! Is this photo NSFW, or just all-around offensive?

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Man Arrested for Plans to Kidnap Aly and AJ

Rex Mettler Mugshot

Rex Mettler, a creepy 42-year-old man, has been arrested for plotting to kidnap and kill tweenie boppers Aly and AJ, according to PerezHilton.com. The Lancaster Police Department, with the assistance of The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Office, arrested Mettler this week. He was charged with felony stalking and making violent threats toward Aly and AJ. Mettler ADMITTED via EMAIL to ...

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Indie Concert Reviews: Voxhaul Broadcast, Skybombers, Rooney at Variety Playhouse Atlanta

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Indie Concert Reviews: Voxhaul Broadcast, Skybombers, Rooney at Variety Playhouse Atlanta Recently, we had a contest on Gravy and Biscuits where we picked a winner and a guest to accompany us on a trip to see indie artists Voxhaul Broadcast, along with Skybombers and Rooney, at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta. The winners also received Gravy and Biscuits T-shirts and ...

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MGMT: “Congratulations” Video (HD)

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The video for “Congratulations” by MGMT premiered today.  I guess it wouldn’t be MGMT if it weren’t weird, but this one’s particularly depressing!  I keep trying to get into the new MGMT, but I just can’t help but like their old stuff better.  It just seems like I know of a hundred thousand bands who sound like their new sound ...

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Scarlett Johansson: ‘Anywhere I Lay My Head’ Cover

Scarlett Johansson Album Cover

I think I may be the only person who likes this album cover, and here’s why: It has Scarlett Johansson on the cover. Very Snow White-esque, which I can appreciate because at least she’s not flashing her vadge like Madonna and Alanis. She’s doing Tom Waits covers. Scarlett’s boobs. I have a giant girl crush appreciation of Scarlett Johansson, and ...

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Decemberists Announce New 2011 Tour Dates

After the first round of 2011 tour dates from indie rockers The Decemberists sold out, thanks to their #1 album The King is Dead, the band has announced more dates for June, including music festival dates like Sasquatch and Bonnaroo. Decemberists will be joined on this tour by the likes of Best Coast, Justin Townes Earle, Rodrigo y Gabriela, and ...

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Heidi and Spencer Not Invited to ‘Hills’ After Party Again!

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The Hills season finale was last night, but Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt weren’t invited to the after party!  I keep reading about how they never get invited, which just seems odd, considering they are always there and it seems like the only reason people even watch the show is to see what douchiness is going to ensue on Spencer’s ...

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