‘Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles’ Premiere Review


September 8, 2008 By Brian Seiler Where we left off:  The Turk, a “supercomputer” that looks like three hard drives in a NAS box, is on the loose, Cromardie the super-robot is murdering people to the tune of a bad Johnny Cash song, and Cameron – the other super-robot – gets blown up in a car bomb. And Then:  You ...

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Allegra Versace Makes Skeletor Look Fat

Allegra Versace, Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez, Donatella Versace

Allegra Versace, daughter of Donatella Versace, posed with Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony at the Fashion Group’s 25th Annual Night of Stars. You might have to squint really hard to see her.  She’s probably wearing a size 00, but her dress hangs like a burlap sack!  So. Sad.  You know it’s bad if she’s standing next to Skeletor and she ...

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Music Reviews: ‘Wounded Rhymes’ by Lykke Li


Music Review: Wounded Rhymes by Lykke Li Release Date: March 1, 2011 LL Recordings We have a new review up of Wounded Rhymes, the latest album from Swedish songstress Lykke Li.  The review was written by Gravy and Biscuits writer Alisha Vazquez. Lykke Li: Wounded Rhymes Review Lykke Li Bio More Music Reviews  

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2010 Glamour Women of the Year (Photos)


The 2010 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards were held at the Berkeley Square Gardens in London Tuesday night on June 8, 2010. However, if you ask me, none of the ladies posing on the red carpet looked too glamorous to me.  Among the not-so-glamorous were Pixie Geldof (above), Lily Allen, Nicole Richie, Amanda Holden, Cheryl Cole, Anna Kendrick, and Florence ...

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Accused Plagiarizer Madonna Constantine Keeps Her Job

Madonna Constantine

Madonna G. Constantine, a professor at Columbia University’s Teachers’ College, was in the news last year for finding a noose draped around the handle of her office door after being accused of plagiarism. The university’s Teachers College announced Wednesday it had imposed “serious sanctions” against Madonna G. Constantine. The college said a lengthy investigation uncovered numerous instances in which she ...

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Scrambled Eggs and Sausage Links

Kanye West

Kanye West and Chyna would make a cute couple (D) Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong play tennis (TG) Usher and son cover Essence (BSC) David Archuleta: ‘When You Say You Love Me’ video (IM) Miley Cyrus and family at Universal Studios (MPS) Barack Obama wins the sexy vote (PS) Marilyn Manson is bald (BS) Michael Vick files for bankruptcy (BBP) ...

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Gwen Stefani Should Be Our New Mascot

Gwen Stefani Gavin Rossdale

Gwen Stefani and hubby Gavin Rossdale aren’t dressing up as Scrambled Eggs and Sausage Links, but they were spotted out and about in Gravy-approved breakfast attire: an egg and bacon costume! Here at Gravy and Biscuits, we love anything breakfast-related, so we are 100% supportive of these outfits, whether they be Halloween costumes or the next haute couture.  But Gavin, ...

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Indie Music Reviews: ‘No Color’ by Dodos

Indie Music Reviews: No Color by Dodos Release Date: March 15, 2011 Frenchkiss We have a new review up of No Color, the latest album from indie artists Dodos. The review was written by Gravy and Biscuits writer Brad Walker. Dodos: No Color Review Dodos Bio More Music Reviews

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