According to The Sun, Madonna is one cruel and mean beyotch, at least to soon-to-be-ex-hubby Guy Ritchie. Allegedly, she had a long list of “rules” that were posted around the house, and Guy was not allowed to break the “contract”.
Here’s a look at some of her demands:
Guy must work to enrich his wife’s emotional and spiritual wellbeing.
Guy must devote several hours a week to reading Kabbalah texts with Madge.
Guy must only use certain words during arguments to resolve conflicts in a constructive way.
Guy must never shout and instead say, “I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this.”
Guy must devote time to sex sessions and not use sex as a stick to beat one another.
This has to be conjecture, right? I just can’t imagine someone would really be this stuck on herself! Moreover, I can’t believe someone that’s as talented as Guy Ritchie would actually follow this! Unless he’s into slave/master stuff…and I’m guessing he’d have to be with ‘Roid Arms Madonna!