Kelly Osbourne Arrested for Assault

So, the story is that Kelly Osbourne has been arrested for slapping a gossip columnist in a London nightclub. However, the alleged “slap” took place last summer, so why is she getting taken in now?

Kelly, daughter of Ozzy Osbourne and SHARRROOOONNNNN!!!!, has been released on bail, but she is slated to return to see authorities in March.

The allegations stem from a claim that Osbourne hit gossip columnist Zoe Griffin after Griffin wrote an article mocking Osbourne’s model boyfriend Luke Worrall. In a piece last August in the U.K. newspaper The Mirror, Griffin wrote that she was approached in Punk nightclub by Osbourne, who took issue with a story Griffin had written saying Worrall had to ask how an earthquake was caused.

Griffin quoted her saying, “I have an issue with you. My boyfriend knows what an earthquake is and everyone has been laughing at him and he’s upset.”

As the conversation drew to a close, Griffin wrote, “That’s when I felt a hard slap to my right cheekbone.”

People should know better than to f*ck with the Prince of Darkness and his brood!

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