Hate Mail of the Week

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IT WAS SO NOISY SO I WAS BLOCKING THE SOUND GOSH I HOPE YOU DELETE THIS SLANDER OR I WILL SUE YOU

Amy Winehouse, on Are You There Mayo? It’s Me, Amy Winehouse!

“Amy”,

Really? You’re going to tell me Amy Winehouse reads Gravy and Biscuits? And out of all the gossip rags and websites who bash you on a day-to-day basis, you’re going to sue little old me? Riiiiiiiiigggghhhtt. And I don’t even make fun of you as much as most gossip sites do because I feel so sorry for you. Granted, you got into this predicament on your own, and I never made you take drugs! Well, since it is really you and not some ignorant fan and all, let’s go ahead and schedule a time to do a video interview, and that way we can get your side of the story. Oh, and bring your jar of mayonnaise. I’d like to get his side of the story, too.

PS: I LOVE HOW AMY SHOUTS WHEN SHE TYPES! VERY AUTHENTIC!!

Dude get your facts straight. this site is weak. i guess you really do have no life but to make up sh*t. way to be d*ck b*tch

Blair, on ‘Shot at Love’ Reject Brandi Ryan Arrested

Blair,

You’re totally right. This site is weak. And I really have no life but to make up sh*t. Especially about nobodies from skanky reality shows where they vie for one’s affection by eating bull penises and pig vaginas. I just love taking losers I’ve never heard of and completely fabricating their mugshots. Oh, and I am a total d*ck b*tch. So thanks!

you are a STUPID IDIOT!!! those pictures are just like what I do with my friends… everyone gets silly, with friends AND FAMILY! And FYI I sit in my dad’s lap all the time and I am 13!!! If there is anyone who thinks like you then they are very unfortunate not to HAVE A BRAIN!!!!

Taylor, on More Creepy Miley Cyrus Photos

Taylor,

Thank you for WRITING!!!! I really appreciate your POINT OF VIEW!!!! I actually agree with you on one thing: everyone takes silly pictures with their friends AND FAMILY!!! I even have a picture of my dad with underwear ON HIS HEAD!!!!! But I don’t get MILLIONS OF DOLLARS for supposedly being a GOODY TWO SHOES!!!! !!!!!!!!

Wow, I think that last one gave me an aneurism! Guess it’s a good thing I don’t have a brain.

Send your hate mail to gravynbiscuits@gmail.com.

One comment

  1. OMG, you are SUCH a total D*CK B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!!

    This is too funny, I look forward to future Hate Mail of the Week. Good luck with the mayo “law suit”. I think you’re safe though, I hear he ain’t talkin’.

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