Kevin Jonas is a D-Bag

Dear Kevin Jonas,

Recently you were photographed wearing a T-Shirt that read, “Team Demi and Selena”. Most people know that there’s a little “feud” going on between Disney starlets Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus. This feud is apparently because Selena is now dating your brother, Nick, after he used to date Miley. I understand that maybe Miley hurt your brother or vice versa. But give me a break! They are 15 years old! Everyone gets their heart broken when they are 15. You’re 20 years old and you haven’t learned that yet? You, my friend, have some growing up to do.

Because of Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers are famous. No one would even know who the hell you were if she hadn’t let you guys open for her on her tour. So really, you should be kissing Miley’s feet every single day that you can now afford $2000 shoes and aren’t still singing Jesus songs in Wyckoff, NJ.

Stop being a D-bag and get over it!

That is all.


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