Paris Hilton Eats Pavement

Paris Falls Down

Paris Hilton fell flat on her face in Prague recently while globe-trotting with Good Charlotte boyfriend Benji Madden.  We’ve all been there, but why does it feel so much funnier when she does it?

So, are we laughing AT her, or WITH her?

On a side note, Paris has been dating this dude for what, 2 or 3 weeks now?  Sounds like things are getting pretty serious!

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