Tila Tequila Looks Like an Alien in ‘Blender’

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Tila Tequila covers the latest issue of Blender Magazine with the tagline “Aren’t you in love with me yet?” Sorry Tila, I’m not! I don’t know what it is, but I just can NOT see the appeal in Tila! To me, she looks like someone put ET’s head on top of a little kid’s body. I mean, she’s 4’11″! With ...

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‘Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles’ Premiere Review

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September 8, 2008 By Brian Seiler Where we left off:  The Turk, a “supercomputer” that looks like three hard drives in a NAS box, is on the loose, Cromardie the super-robot is murdering people to the tune of a bad Johnny Cash song, and Cameron – the other super-robot – gets blown up in a car bomb. And Then:  You ...

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Allegra Versace Makes Skeletor Look Fat

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Allegra Versace, daughter of Donatella Versace, posed with Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony at the Fashion Group’s 25th Annual Night of Stars. You might have to squint really hard to see her.  She’s probably wearing a size 00, but her dress hangs like a burlap sack!  So. Sad.  You know it’s bad if she’s standing next to Skeletor and she ...

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Music Reviews: ‘Wounded Rhymes’ by Lykke Li

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Music Review: Wounded Rhymes by Lykke Li Release Date: March 1, 2011 LL Recordings We have a new review up of Wounded Rhymes, the latest album from Swedish songstress Lykke Li.  The review was written by Gravy and Biscuits writer Alisha Vazquez. Lykke Li: Wounded Rhymes Review Lykke Li Bio More Music Reviews  

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2010 Glamour Women of the Year (Photos)

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The 2010 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards were held at the Berkeley Square Gardens in London Tuesday night on June 8, 2010. However, if you ask me, none of the ladies posing on the red carpet looked too glamorous to me.  Among the not-so-glamorous were Pixie Geldof (above), Lily Allen, Nicole Richie, Amanda Holden, Cheryl Cole, Anna Kendrick, and Florence ...

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Accused Plagiarizer Madonna Constantine Keeps Her Job

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Madonna G. Constantine, a professor at Columbia University’s Teachers’ College, was in the news last year for finding a noose draped around the handle of her office door after being accused of plagiarism. The university’s Teachers College announced Wednesday it had imposed “serious sanctions” against Madonna G. Constantine. The college said a lengthy investigation uncovered numerous instances in which she ...

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Scrambled Eggs and Sausage Links

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Kanye West and Chyna would make a cute couple (D) Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong play tennis (TG) Usher and son cover Essence (BSC) David Archuleta: ‘When You Say You Love Me’ video (IM) Miley Cyrus and family at Universal Studios (MPS) Barack Obama wins the sexy vote (PS) Marilyn Manson is bald (BS) Michael Vick files for bankruptcy (BBP) ...

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